This statement would seem to contradict the Leader, who has also claimed

This statement would seem to contradict the Leader, who has also claimed,

“If you’re at war, and you’re trying to stop an enemy from attacking you, why in the world would you

want to tell the enemy what they’re doing to stop them, because they’ll adjust. (Applause.) So I’ve

authorized NSA to listen to a phone call from outside the United States in, or inside the United States

out. In other words, this is not a program where we’re listening to phone calls inside the United

States. One of the people making the call has to be al Qaeda, suspected al Qaeda, and/or affiliate.

…We are safeguarding your liberties. (Applause.)”

Not that the NSA hasn’t been tapping us all for years, I just like to remind people that MBT enjoys

lying straight to your face at least as much as the Mad Bomber Bill Clinton did.

It’s ironic that the same Americans who are killing all the Muslims are now the good guys in a

diabolical cartoon meltdown in which the Europeans, who’re more or less opposed to killing all the

Muslims, have become the bad guys for offending the latter’s religious sensitivities.

But before getting all heated up over the epic duel of universal values, it’s good to remember the

more tangible concerns involved.