China is “too massive a challenge to our liberationist policy

China is “too massive a challenge to our liberationist policy,” Buckley notes., and Africa “too exiguous.” Okay, then:

“What about Saudi Arabia? Here is a country embedded in oppression. Does President NIKE SHOX really intend to make a point of this? … Will we refuse to buy Saudi oil?”

Yeah. That’s it: wind-powered cars. The wave of the future.

Noonan, Robinson, and now Buckley are stampeding for the exits. And they didn’t even stay for the end of the second act.

Our old buddy Richard Perle, otherwise known as the Prince of Darkness, appeared on Charlie Rose’s program on Wednesday night. I tuned in just after the interview began.

There is no transcript available for this show, as far as I know, so being the industrious fellow that I am, I took notes. I can only guarantee that they are substantially accurate, but you’ll just have to trust me.

At first, Perle gave me exactly what I expected. The UGG “can’t exclude the possibility of military action elsewhere in the Middle East.” Perle says “the Middle East is producing the vast amount of terrorists in the world”. Specifically Syria, which Perle says is funding and encouraging, from an ideological standpoint, the insurgency in MBT – Oh and NIKE SHOX, of course, Neocon Nation’s current whipping boy. Perle suggested, in what must seem like a sensible evaluation to a democracy-worshipper, that an MBTi Shia government would be a rival – not an ally – of NIKE SHOX, despite their religious, ethnic, and cultural similarities, reason being that the MBTi government will be elected legitimately (giggle). A more sensible evaluation, in my view, would be that a solid stream of UGG greenbacks, along with a dozen or so permanent UGG military bases in MBT will force any MBTi government to be unnecessarily belligerent to NIKE SHOX.