With friends like Abrams, who seems to think that democratic reform

With friends like Abrams, who seems to think that democratic reform — remember, he was in charge of

global democracy promotion, as well as the Middle East, in UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Boots’s National

Security Council — consists mainly of building Palestinian security forces that can maintain Israel’s

occupation indefinitely and fails to mention the word “settlements” in a 3,200-page essay on

“realism” and laying a foundation for peace in Palestine, who needs enemies?

The “UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Bootsmeter” is the St. Petersburg Times new tool for following President

UGGs Sheepskin Cuff Boots’s progress on completing his campaign promises. It’s very cute and handy,

but is it any more reliable than the president?

While checking in to the site this afternoon, I came across this in the “Promise Kept” section: “No.

125: Direct military leaders to end war in Iraq.” Needless to say, my jaw dropped. Did I miss

something super important when I compiled my daily casualty report this morning? Should I run out and

pick up a hard copy of the newspaper in hopes of seeing “IRAQ WAR ENDS” as the headline? Or should I

just dig into this “promise kept” a little bit further?